Funhaus to catch a lover full#

The server is smiling at them, looks between them and her computer while she taps away. One hand on JeremyвЂ™s hip, the other rubbing at the back of his neck the way he always does when he's embarrassed and under the whirlwind of everything else he's feeling, Jeremy is shocked and impressed by what a good actor he is. I totally understand if it's impossible to get us a table but it never hurts to try, right?вЂќ вЂњ-he proposed tonight, spur of the moment, you know? And-This is going to sound so sappy, sorry-this is where we came for our first date.

This is when he manages to get closer to Jeremy somehow, smiles at him in a way that he always does, but it's different now because his hand is around JeremyвЂ™s waist and he's trying to convince the server they're dating. But is there anyway you could get us a table? I know this is super last minute, and I am absolutely the kind of person who makes reservations 99% of the time, I swear. вЂњHi!вЂќ, Trevor says to the server, still all over Jeremy, hand around his waist, pressed to his side. Which is technically good, but it also makes JeremyвЂ™s lungs just fucking stop working, so. They walk in and Trevor leans on him, whispers into his ear in a way JeremyвЂ™s sure looks suggestive enough to make everyone think theyвЂ™re a thing. JeremyвЂ™s quite honestly shocked by not only how easy it is to pretend to be a couple, but by how easy that makesвЂ¦ everything. TrevorвЂ™s preening and I-told-you-so looks the entire way to the restaurant? Unbearable. Ray thinks we can get in if-um-if we go through with your idea.вЂќ Jeremy kind of wants to die, but instead he throws his phone back in his pocket and grabs TrevorвЂ™s hand. YouвЂ™re going to pretend to be in love with Trevor when youвЂ™re actually in love with him. I hate to say it, but your best bet is to keep pretending to be lovebirds that just have to have a table.вЂќ Your guyвЂ™s headed to a restaurant to meet his girlfriend. Jeremy flips off the van half a block away, the one thatвЂ™s nondescript where Ray and Michael and Gavin are keeping tabs on things and waiting in the wings. вЂњDude, who knew that rookie has more guts than you. Ray laughs as soon as he picks up, and Jeremy has no doubt that the entire station, including Lindsay-especially Lindsay-has already found out. вЂњSorry, I missed what you said, I was too busy thinking about how my idea worked and we were completely undetected and how IвЂ™m now officially submitting a list of police drama movies for training.вЂќ Stupid Trevor, whoвЂ™s only been at the station for about six months and is still incredibly optimistic about everything, stupid Trevor who high fived the first criminal he arrested, stupid Trevor who singlehandedly caused JeremyвЂ™s sexuality crisis at 24 (which is way too old to have one, if you ask Jeremy), stupid Trevor who is proud of his solution. His heart has started back up again, is trying to thump thump thump its way out of his chest because Trevor just kissed him. вЂњDid you even go to the academy? What the fuck, rookie? Did you learn everything you know about police officers from cop shows and romcoms?вЂќ

Funhaus to catch a lover full#

The grin fades for a moment before itвЂ™s back in full force. JeremyвЂ™s heart stops, and Trevor pulls away and wipes his mouth on his arm, looking down the street and grinning like heвЂ™s a genius. Full on closes his eyes and pulls Jeremy in close, rests a hand on the back of his neck, kisses him. He turns, is ready to pull Trevor into said alley when Trevor shakes his head and grabs Jeremy, what the fuck is he doing, and kisses him. What were they gonna do? Okay, thinking on the spot. TrevorвЂ™s eyes widen, and Jeremy keeps swearing under his breath. Jeremy swears and hangs up, and TrevorвЂ™s definitely nervous now. вЂњYou both look suspicious and coplike and suspect uno is gonna round the corner on you in roughly 30 seconds problem.вЂќ Jeremy doesn't correct it to вЂњweвЂќ like he used to, just sighs and tries to smile in a way that makes Trevor less nervous. вЂњUh, you have a problem.вЂќ Ray says as soon as Jeremy picks up the phone.